Never talk about politics or religion

My families political views have never been a mystery to me. Especially with the Primary Presidential Elections taking place.

I have heard my Grandmother say things like:
"A vote for Hillary is a vote for Socialism" and
"All Democrats are going to hell" and
"All Hollywood stars are Democrat"

Yet I find myself not agreeing with either political party full heatedly. I cant give myself a political title when I cant justify representing either group. I don't want to make that type of a decision that could possibly cause arguments and outrages in the years to come.

Maybe I will vote maybe I wont, arnt I just voting for the lesser of two evils? Any man or women with that much power is destined to become corrupt anyway.

Oh yea, and by the way Grandma, Hillary doesnt have a chance of winning against Obama so you dont have anything to worry about.

Another one bites the dust

Another nurse quit today...after working at this place for less then one month.

My boss's response "I am starting to take this personal!"

What I wish I could have said to that statement "You should!"

Mixed Signals

February 11th : My boss suspends me for being outside the employee standards.

February 15th: My boss gives me a "on the spot award" for being such a great help to the company.

Irony

300lb Coworker says to a patient over the phone while eating a Big Mac fries and a large coke.

“You really need to get your weight under control. Stay away from fast food, carbohydrates and try to eat lots of fruits and vegetables. I garantee your health will be much better if you just loose weight.”

Time to Reflect

Its happened before....
hopefully it wont happen again....
but here I am at home....
reflecting about myself...
laughing....
crying....
sleeping....
and....
vedging...
while on my three days of forced vacation from work

The screw up has returned to her paradise

My day has arrived

Recieved phone call from the HR department.

HR: I just wanted to let you know that we recieved your complaint and we are taking it very seriously.

Me: Thanks

HR: Once we get your boss's "side of the story" we will be having a serious talk with her about this, because it is completely against our policy.

Me: I appreciate your quick respond in this situation, let me know if you need anything else from me.

Hopefully this will get my boss of my back. At least for the next 14 weeks!

Cubical Watch List

I have official made the America’s Most Wanted list of the corporate world. My boss has me on her radar and until this madness ends in 15 weeks I am sure to endure hell fire and brimstone.

My coworker came up to me the other day and advised me that my boss had asked her to spy on me.

Has it really come to this…is my boss really ready to take on the wrath of Tristen!
I don’t think she knows what she is getting herself into. As I finish writing an official complaint regarding the recent harassment of my boss and walk it up to Human Resources an evil smile creeps across my face.

With this type of maliciously wicked intentions…maybe I do belong on the most wanted list after all.