The King

Most people would say they can’t live without their morning coffee…I can’t live without my Howard Stern. My addiction began 8 years ago. I was just out of high school, and my mind was ready and willing for a new adventure. Stern brought me through that exploration with his crazy obsession with strippers, farting and anyone else out of control enough to grace his air waves. Stern opened up my conservative brain, dumped it out and left me with a new outlook on life. His daily antics including anything and everything on his mind, outrageous interviews with many of the “A” list celebrities, and calls from passionate fans who Stern nicked named his “Wack Pack”. Each and every morning between the hours of 6am to 10am there was a good chance I would in my car listening, laughing, and yes sometimes even crying. It was a miserable day for me when his magnificent voice no longer filled the regular radio air waves. Needless to say I joined the 7 million other loyal listeners and now pay for satellite radio, and the Stern lives on!! At least until his contract is up in 2011. Many of you may be thinking to yourself that Stern is a crass old man that likes to discredit women, but the truth is he is so much more then that. He is an honest, loyal, unprejudiced man and for those of you that think otherwise probably have heard him for 10 minutes, flipped by him on the E channel or took some right wing nut jobs word for it. Just like anything else good in life, you have to give things a chance before you decide to judge them. So the next time you hear mention of Howard Stern, just know that Stern fans are loyal because he is loyal, Stern fans are fair-minded because he is, and Stern fans will be Stern fans even after that dreadful day when he puts his glorious microphone to rest.